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Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.
by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022
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Fork on a Spork

When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.
Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.
by Solid Otacon April 6, 2017
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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Sporking

The act of sporking, is grabbing an individual's asshole thus making your hand look like the shape of a spork as explained by NFL’s Willie Colon on the Flagrant 2 podcast , episode : Roganomics.

time stamp on of explanation on video via youtube ; 1:17:15

Past tense ; sporked
He got sporked during the match
You shouldn't be sporking anyone
by OluwaHefner March 20, 2019
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Spork

A word describing a gay pleb who refuses to suck some dick in synchronization
Yo she such a spork

Ik dude she a pleb too
by Big fella 123 March 5, 2019
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Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone
Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019
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Spork

a fork with piece of pork at the end of it
A : I escaped jail today !

B : Really how did you do that ??
A : I dig a hole with Spork in my cell's floor

B : excuse me ?

A : (title)
by Kedd21 April 2, 2019
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