Splurge

Splurge is a mythical creature whom rips the fattest of all bongs and has the lady’s in awe. Here is a short lists on ways to discribe this person:
Ross Day
Slightly temperamental
drug fulled
chooch lord

Man there goes Splurge hitting the hooch!

by BigAssBEANS November 13, 2018

Splum

When you release your cum due to a circumstance that just makes you splum

oh my god is that the real Dodgy Uncle? AHHHHH IM SPLUMMMINNGG!

by DODGY UNCLE November 18, 2018

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Splurge

Over abundance or excessive abundance of a substance

I splurged a nerd into her dark side of the moon. Right towards the glory hole

by Biglollipoppin' February 11, 2019

slurming

The movement of a snail or slug on a solid surface. The sound is very similar to one slurping away on a straw, or or very bad kissing

Look at that slugg slurming away.

by TheTrueMagicTurtle March 5, 2019

splumbered

Absolutely fucking smashed

Mate, I’m fucking splumbered right now!

by jadenwood01 April 7, 2019

splurge

to pet you pet

i want to splurge on my dog every day

by agtfrhyjk;o April 9, 2019