Shlok

Someone who makes excuses and doesn't show up to things he promises he will go to.

"This guy named Shlok didn't show up again, what a shame"

by Vikky34 March 28, 2021

splode

The act of shooting sperm

I cant hold it in im bout to splode...
Im gonna splode on yo face.

by paluka January 21, 2006

splik

Used only the great city of Kelleyville, Splik is when you want to spit on someone, but you lick them instead....

Oh god, Teddy just spliked me.

by "the Ass Clown" November 19, 2004

splakalakic

bad enugh to make you want to actualy learn so you can go back in time and get back the wasted time also , see splorgledemic

my brain cannot withstand the massive ammounts of suck from this game it is extreemly splakalakic

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

Splodge

Splodge - AKA ScumBrad
WARNING - IF YOU KNOW A SPLODGE, KYS

Khatz - i have no shield and 1 hp
Muirec - i think Brad has meds
Khatz looks at Brad... Brad goes from 75 hp and no shield too 200 hp
khatz - He Done a SCUMBRAD again

if youre a scumbrad kys
if you know a scumbrad kys

SPLODGE IS ANOTHER WORD FOR SCUMBAG

by Muirecmemelord March 20, 2018

sploink

1.the act of penatrating anothers punani with ones discostick

2. half physicic half rock pokemon on pokemon ruby saphire and emareld

3. careless fratinization

didnt u hear i want to sploink you

by haskinzzz59 July 7, 2009

Splog

A bloody hotdog on the back of a thong strap. Mostly used for constant anal stimulation.

Yo that splog is ill.
Yo can I borrow your splog?
I tore a nut open from all that splogging yesterday.

by Only In Jersey April 8, 2003