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Oil Spill 

The result of a successful and triumphant Alaskian Pipe Line. This is when both parties involved take equal risk. The first steps are identical to a traditional Alaskan Pipe Line. Once the frozen member has thawed completely, the giver now becomes the receiver. The thawed, now melted shit condom is jetacended from the anus to gracefully fall on the waiting revivers face, exploding on impact.
Bob gave Marry an Alaskian Pipe Line on Friday night. Bob and Marry got to drunk and forgot about it. On Saturday night Marry abruptly gave Bob a massive Oil Spill. Their marriage blossomed like never before after that.
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Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.
"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"
Morning After Spill by beejer-egg August 26, 2013

Mega Tea Spill Gang 

A shit group where tea fucking spills around once per day.
This is a fucking mega tea spill gang.

Lern to spill 

It is a boomer way of trying to say learn to spell.

BP Oil Spill 

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.
I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.
BP Oil Spill by Bucky Cap July 9, 2010

Oil spill 

A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.

Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..

Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!

Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
Oil spill by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011

don't spill the beans 

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.
"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."