Spanksgiving

The day before Thanksgiving in which you are very unthankful, so you spank everyone you see.

Philbert is celebrating spanksgiving this year so when he came down for breakfast in the morning, he gave his mom a big ol’ spank on her tush.

by MandM Productions November 28, 2019

Spanish Inquisition

It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...

People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)

by BigPokemon November 3, 2020

spanish dub

A dub of a Supernatural episode in which Castiel confesses his love to Dean, who reciprocates the feelings. The dub only aired in Latin America, however, as Castiel’s feelings are seemingly unrequited in the English script.

The confession in English is as follows:

Castiel: “I love you.”

Dean: “Don’t do this, Cas.”

The Spanish Dub, however, changes Dean’s response:

Castiel: “Te amo.” (I love you.)

Dean: “Yo a ti, Cas.” (Me too, Cas.)

by ItsOkayToCry December 18, 2020

Spanish Backhand

Having a wank with ones right leg cocked at an angle such that your right arm can reach underneath to grip the penis with the knuckles facing upward.

I had a top spanish backhand last night.

by brenny123 January 9, 2009

spanish waiter

To ejaculate on a ceramic dinner plate, and immediately smash it onto your partners face.

"Man last night was great, near the end when my girl friend thought we were done, I gave a spanish waiter."

by Tron Carter Jr. September 20, 2008

spanish masturbation

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

by Dan October 19, 2004

Spanish Seagull

When one dons a sombrero and fake mustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.

My girlfriend dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures.

by Banana hammock 123 October 26, 2009