swallow it

1. to swallow something.
2. swallowing cum

2. " when you give me top, you better swallow it. "

by cakeee. July 20, 2016

Schweppes Swallow

A guy who works as a Barista who follows gay men in the restroom and performs a coffee enima on him. The gay guy squeezes his ass cheeks together to hold in the coffee in while the Schweppes sucks the queers dick. When the queer cums in Schweppes mouth, Schweppes will then slide his mouth over the queers anus. The queer releases the shit coffee into the Schweppes mouth allowing him to swallow the cum and the shit.

Gay guy: "Excuse me do you offer the Schweppes Swallow?"

Schwepps: "Yes I do but that is an extra dollar for cream"

by Webcke August 9, 2009

Shallow Water Navy

Term for the Coast Guard.

The Shallow Water Navy was deployed today to peel some Cubans from a piece of plywood floating in the Gulf of Mexica today.

by Pub O'Brien May 26, 2005

spaloni

Synonym for Perfection
The greatest, fattest, most beautiful man to ever grace this planet, no actually to ever grace the universe. We should all bow down to him for he is perfection. All hail spaloni.

Spaloni is the best

by Spazloni December 23, 2008

Stallones

1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.

2. Sausage Fingers

I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.

by Beibasaurus-Rex November 17, 2010

Spazlol

The act of writing LOL for no reason on messageboards, ie you're a bit mental and just want to type for the sake of it.
Invented on Veloriders

That was really funny. Spazlol.

by Velorider June 13, 2010

shallowing

The act of fingering a woman by rubbing back and forth between the clitoris and the opening of the vagina.

“Francine wasn’t quite ready for fingering, so she went for shallowing instead.”

by Triggered6785 May 10, 2020