spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009

shagsy

the ultimate. a cross between shotgun and bagsy.

"shagsy front seat in the car"

by Anna October 10, 2003

spag rag

a cloth used by young males to absorb penile excretions after the act of manual copulation

after billy was finished jerking off he grabbed his trusty spag rag and avioded spillage

by Wazza August 19, 2004

Biggest Slags Ever

Don't bring down Abi Titmuss. She's fucking fit and she would be better in the sack than any girl you've ever had. don't bring her down.

''That's it Abi, you suck it good''.

by TitmussJizzer June 6, 2004

Spag

a person who is a spaz and a fag at the same time

Hayden is such a spag.

by Irish Leprechaun November 23, 2007

spag

The liquid a tobacco chewer spits out while using chewing tobacco.

That muffucker dumped his spag cup on me!

by ChipSlap February 1, 2005

shags

A Tool; Someone who can wack a ball really far and who writes articles.

Sam Shaugnessy

by Will Nichols February 1, 2003