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Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.
"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"
by Sodafreek November 6, 2009
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Smoothie

The act of removing all objects contained within a back pack, turning the back pack inside out, placing the objects back and zipping the bag up.

Often used in a public school called Upper Darby High School, which is in Delaware County , Pa (refer: Upper Darby)
Yesterday in Ms Robb's class I gave Aaron's Back pack a smoothie ... Which had les-go class of 2014~ written on it
by MonkeyManz June 2, 2013
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Peach Smoothie

When a guy drinks or slurps the access cum from the womans vagina ( or anus) after sex.
Girl: you just came in me
Boy: now im going to drink that peach smoothie
by Celery Baggie June 7, 2016
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mango smoothie

when someone mixes pee and cum together.
"dude, last night was so intense! i gave her a huge mango smoothie."
by baileythemangosmoothiemaker November 17, 2020
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Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.
"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"
by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009
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planet smoothie

a popular smoothie drink shop that charges expensive (but not too exorbitant) prices. even so, it receives hundreds of customers every day.

it also has an inferior smoothie menu, many of which contain only (strawberry, banana, one other fruit, and a boost).
OMG its planet smoothie, lets go get a smoothie!!! :DD
by harrisonford December 26, 2008
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Candy Cane Smoothie

During the act of felatio , just before ejaculation the male takes a safety pin or needle and pokes a vein in his penis. When the money shot hits her face,lower back,tits,ect. its a red and white swirl of holiday cheer.
Paris Hilton sold her soul and let Satan give her a candy cane smoothie to become as famous as she is now.
by Dustin Wrather December 2, 2009
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