Goober Smoochie

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

doodie smooch

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.

I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.

by Ndenile January 15, 2013

booty smooch

When you gently give a smooch on someone’s butt hole

Lydia, I’m going to Booty smooch you

by Bojo618 January 2, 2019

Cock smooch

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.

Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.

by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019

hiney smoocheroo

Hiney Smoocheroo was first coined by Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live, April 25, 2020. Specifically, Pete explained the necessity of using this term because the language written on the New York City Health Department Memo was not appropriate for SNL and was subject to censorship. Hiney Smocheroo is the family friendly translation of municipal health department terminology for doing something sexual where the sun don't shine...

or put it another way, like a "man the moon".

Honey, don't give me no hiney smocheroo - not in quarantine! I don't want to eat shit and die!

Or like Dennis Hopper said on Blue Velvet: Hiney Smoocheroo? Fuck Corona! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!

by Bob Who April 26, 2020

smoof

The most amazing material known in existence, that the man doesnt want you to know about. It is also one of only 3 materials that are genie proof.

the man doesnt want you to know about smoof.

by WHYsuchHate August 21, 2006

Smoko

The word Smoko is the Australian word for lunch. It has been popularized by people working in the trade industry such as Brickies, Sparkies, Council workers, Mechanic's and other tradies.

Oi cunt when's smoko!

Hey wanna go to macca's for smoko?

Oi are there any pies left in the hotbox it's nearly smoko?

Hey cunt can I bum a durrie off ya it's nearly smoko and I spent all me money on a Iced coffee.

by Jabraham_ June 11, 2018