7 definitions by Bob Who

Hiney Smoocheroo was first coined by Pete Davidson on Saturday Night Live, April 25, 2020. Specifically, Pete explained the necessity of using this term because the language written on the New York City Health Department Memo was not appropriate for SNL and was subject to censorship. Hiney Smocheroo is the family friendly translation of municipal health department terminology for doing something sexual where the sun don't shine...

or put it another way, like a "man the moon".
Honey, don't give me no hiney smocheroo - not in quarantine! I don't want to eat shit and die!

Or like Dennis Hopper said on Blue Velvet: Hiney Smoocheroo? Fuck Corona! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!
by Bob Who April 26, 2020
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A chance encounter with the Divine. Accidental transcendence. Karmic beginner's luck. Unintentional attainment of spiritual enlightenment. A wandering soul who stumbles upon Utopia. An inadvertent beneficiary of Supreme benevolent favor. Jehovah's pet. Ignorant bliss.

Omnipotent + Serendipity = Omnipotydipity

Derived from:

Omnipotent - Supreme universal creative force. An unprecedented event. Infinite; The first big thing. Creative force behind all space, time and dimension. Patent holder of "all of the above." More than everything everywhere all-of-the-time combined all at once. The undefeated champ of rock, paper, scissors.

combined with:

Serendipity - A chance encounter with the sublime. Fortuitous grace. Charmed. Lucky. Ideal.

Omnipotent + Serendipity = Omnipotydipity

Or the hippie colloquial (vulgar) variant: an enormously astute erection. Occasionally spelled: O m N i P i T i D i P i T i
The stars aligned that sultry night and filled our hearts with OMNIPOTYDIPITY

The Grateful Dead concert was so intense that Shakedown Street oozed OMNIPOTYDIPITY all night long.

Look at all of the Hippies! Its freaking OMNIPOTYDIPITY all the doo-dah day !!

The young lovers all OMNIPOTYDIPITY do all they omnipotydipity did until the campfire was omnipotydipity done.
by Bob Who February 22, 2023
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An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?
by Bob Who April 29, 2020
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Farts. The sound of barking spiders. A child safe FART word for little kids. A"POP!" that smell like Doody! A Pop! that smells like Pop! A smelly sound, when Mommy says "Bad Dog!"
"Bobby, did you make doody pops? " Bobby points at the dog, "Dolly did it!" "Bad dog!" Mommy says.
by Bob Who October 1, 2016
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Fear of fairy tale giants, for example, in "Jack and the Beanstalk", the giant bellows "Fee-fi-fo-fum" which is textbook feefiphobia If when hearing that verse you tremble, wet your pants, or have a panic attack, then that's called FeeFiFobia. There is a French variant spelled FeeFiFauxbia
Fairy Tales really suck for me because throughout my childhood I suffered FeeFiphobia
by Bob Who April 9, 2020
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Spoonerism of the word Transgender. A Sex Change Artiste. A Gender - any, all, or none - Faddist.

Glans is a sexual organ (i.e. penis, vagina) - Trender is a follower of fads = Glans Trender is a Gonad Fashionista.
Pat is such a glans trender ever since her/his second sex-change mulligan.
by Bob Who September 17, 2019
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An ancient mythological stoner chick with snake hair, and looks that kill.
Medusa's gaze could turn any mortal into stone.
by Bob Who June 6, 2021
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