slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

Slumped

(Slumped) ; Asleep, Knocked Out, Or, High.

Jason got slumped by Michel.
Kelly and Heaven Are In the room, slumped.
Diego came home slumped .

by 3y3s0nth314nd0nly__Gen4 November 8, 2023

the slump

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009

Slump

A ghetto neighborhood with high crime rates and very tragic homes

Bill: " yea that dummy from the slump"
Josh:" I know he broke "

by JdOnCrack March 24, 2023

January Slump

The month after Christmas when you get your credit card bill for all the gifts you have bought.

hey johnny did your credit card bill look like this

ya looks like i cant buy any thing till next month (damn January slump)

by iamiamiamiami December 20, 2010

Slump

To fight someone.

Ex. "Finna go slump this nigga christian after school."

by So lavish for you February 1, 2017

i slumped

To fall deep asleep on accident

Dude, I slumped hard in the chair last night

by Random word Smith February 25, 2022