slammed

1. to be heavily intoxicated or under the influence of alcohol. 2. An automobile that has been modified in such a way as to lower the suspension.

1. Shit man, I'm slammed. 2. Damn that shit is slammed.

by Da Gooze July 30, 2003

smammered

a term that refers to being completely fucked up, dont know where you are, and or high.

"i was completely smammered last weekend"

"lets go get smammered!"

by TheDaggerBitch October 4, 2011

Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .

Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.

by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008

slammed on its ringpiece

When a vehicle is lowered to its maximum ability

"Holmes! Check that lo rider! Its slammed on its ringpiece!"

by noomz January 19, 2008

slastered

Getting really drunk, while at the same time trying to obtain a copious amount of horse manure. It almost always involves a couple of hispanic workers that are used as sidekicks. Usually takes place in rural areas of the united states south of the Mason Dixon line.

dude; i was slastered last night.

Other dude; sick dude did you get some of that manure?

by thekrunkpimphoodkillah October 23, 2013

Slathered

The drunkest and only way to eat chicken and waffles

Nigha I was so slathered last night I ate 27 plates of chicken and waffles.

by Slathereddrunj May 31, 2014