Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019

slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered”

“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”

by #soslamed February 16, 2024

Shanghi Slammer

When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock

If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

Icelandic slammer

Gay slang for a giant ice cold wet and soggy dick.

“Bro last night I got an Icelandic slammer from someone at the nightclub!”

by fireatlas91_ May 13, 2023

Trunk Slammer

One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it

1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.

by Rhedder October 5, 2023

Fastball Slammer

When playing the game "Cup Hawk" you yell "Fastball Slammer" then throw the ball as hard as you can at the cup. Usually ends with drilling the guy standing behind the cup.

Aaron - "You know what, FASTBALL SLAMMER!"

Coleman - "Wow dude ok.. that hurt what the heck"

Aaron - "YOLO"

by CupChamp July 24, 2012