A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."
by Haddizzle October 6, 2022
Get the Slab Rollermug. When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.
by Glen Jr December 26, 2022
Get the gone to slabmug. Acronym for stupid lame ass bitch. A quick way to describe or identify a man or woman who does or says something worthy of being punched in the vagina/testicle ie vagesticles.
friend 1: Where the fuck is Sara?
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.
friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
friend 2: Oh she ain't comin', she said had to study.
friend 1: What a fuckin' SLAB!
by DEATHERAGE June 29, 2020
Get the SLABmug. by LilScooter March 1, 2024
Get the slab of pissmug. I will slab you.
by Yuki is a ghoul August 12, 2019
Get the Slabmug. Slab Slime
When in the action of having Sex, Hobo Jizz secretes out of the vagina,,, While having sex with someone else!!!
When in the action of having Sex, Hobo Jizz secretes out of the vagina,,, While having sex with someone else!!!
Have you heard about and the slab slime.. yeah they said she got all kind of Slab Slime,, gooey and Owweee falling out while she's getting busy
by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025
Get the Slab Slimemug. 