Jayden smithing

To try to sound deep/intelligent/philosophical while rambling about absolutely nothing

Dude you need top stop jayden smithing and just give me a straight answer.

by Hollow July 2, 2018

skeeching

When an individual searches through their carpet for lost drugs (usually when high or coming down. often in an obsessive and/or neurotic manner

When skip ran out of crack he immediately started skeeching through the floor for hours

by britishknight March 12, 2015

skitzing

to go crazy or utterly insane due to stress or another incident. Next step up from tripping; implying skitzophrenia.

I have an essay due in thirty minutes and I'm skitzing so bad I just want to set my head on fire!

by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001

[scritching]

The act of participating in an orgy dressed as a furry animal

Jemma has been scritching in the fur pile for ages I hope her suit doesn't end up crusty.

by Squizzy74 October 18, 2008

Snatching

To conceal drugs or other items in your vagina to avoid detection.

keistering keister bunny

That bitch was snatching an entire kilo of blow during her strip search. She's going the be the next prison keister bunny.

by buckeyeinthesoonerstate May 8, 2016

Coat Switching

When two separate couples are having sex and using condoms, the men roll their condoms off themselves and switch condoms with each other.

The porn I was watching was weird enough, then all of a sudden there was a coat switching in the middle of a foursome.

by Twice bitten June 26, 2009

skitting

to move quickly around a surface.

"My food is skitting all over the plate."

by KatieMorag July 30, 2016