slowmophone

Also spelled as slomophone, or slowmopho/slomopho. A collage of the words slow and motherfucker. Basicly when someone has a "blonde moment" and you just feel like cussing.

Amy: "Gabe.. what are you doing tomorrow for school?"
Gabe: "..........huh?"
Amy: "You're such a slowmophone!"

by Amy Elise January 13, 2008

showbot

A mannikin or other statue that is vaguely robotlike in appearance, placed in a store's window to show clothing on sale.

-What's that headless statue that they just took off the truck?
-It's a showbot. The Gap is gearing up for their fall jacket sale.

by pentozali June 27, 2009

Snowmosexuality

The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.

Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O

by SPDT November 30, 2010

slowmob

going up a hill super slow on a bike

dude, that guy is way slowmob

by acifix October 26, 2011

Snowmotion

The pace at which time drags when school snow closings have forced you to spend yet another day trapped inside with your kids.

It's only 1pm?! Feels like 9pm. Time has been moving in snowmotion ever since winter break. I can't take another snow day!

by erinruth February 10, 2012

Showmir

A lovely guy! You're lucky to have Showmir in your life! An opinionated funny guy who's highly respected by all his friends. Intelligent and witty, this guy is someone you need in your life. He has a backbone and will stand up for what's right!

"I need a chat with someone"
"Go to Showmir he's always good to talk to!"

by cadi September 22, 2012

Showhow

Showing somebody how do it right the first time!

I'm sorry you can't figure out how to get to an end result. Watch as I do this, so you can do it on your own next time.

This is called Showhow!

by mommahunka September 1, 2013