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Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.
Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder
by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017
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Shorty

Shorty is a nickname give to a kid that has a small dick, is gay, and has a dick up his ass 24/7.
Mckenna: Look at shorty he is gay.

Everybody in the world: Ya I know he is gay as fuck.
Mckenna: Gayyyy
by Mckenna_has_a_big_ass September 5, 2016
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shorty on smash

The girl you are sleeping with but she is not your main girl or wife. Normally you go out to a club and you meet a girl and have sex with her. Although the sex was great because you have a main girl or wife you cannot make this chick you main girl so she becomes someone you can have sex with but not a long term relationship. Usually this is a smut who has slept with many other people that ar in your circle of friends.
John: Joan is my shorty on smash because my main girl or wife is pregnant.
by teamnegativetweet February 6, 2012
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Shorty that

1. I second that

2. Dibs..
1.
Person a:Hail Hitler!
Person b: Shorty that!
2.
Person a: Look at all these fine females!
Person b: I shorty the one in the blue shirt.
by Bunny Slipper Bitch July 31, 2011
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freaky-loyal-shorty

Sometimes known as an fls, a freaky loyal shorty is a women that embodies all the desirable qualities by being the three terms in the phrase. This is the often used by closeted gay men.

example “Julia Porter, will you be my fls?”
Julia Porter, will you be my freaky-loyal-shorty?”
by Austin Michael December 18, 2023
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shorty maloti

South African slang.

Shorty Maloti, a insult used to make fun of short people. Commonly used in primary schools.
Look over there, it's shorty maloti!
by J'sWifey January 10, 2024
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Shorty

Slang for a person who plays with a short pole in lacrosse.
by Waluigi5 April 18, 2023
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