scmopus

i am lying sac of shit

scmopus, i did not eat the cake

by sammy November 16, 2004

shmoge

god, the greatest, hottest man on earth

Shmoge is better than you.

by every girl that has graced his presence February 17, 2005

shmog

verb; to be bothersome, to wrong do someone, or do something that wasn't at a good time.

justus - you guys are all fags and i'm gonna go be sicker and have more money than all of you

saffren-way to shmog on everyone justus, u faggot.

by Jdawgpunkrocker November 19, 2007

shmode

a tall skinny man with a large chode

Shmode likes to play soccer with his chode in grassy fields in england.

by manderzzz May 22, 2008

shmobed

– adj. The act of being so infuriated that what you’re trying to say comes out as gibberish.

Driver 1: cuts off Driver 2
Driver 2: “WHATLAREYOUDOHETLLEHING!!!!!!”
Translation: what the hell are you doing!!!!!!
Driver 1: “Wow, that guy’s shmobed”

by zwern December 9, 2008

shmobos

Nazi Zombies on Call of Duty World at War

The losers played shmobos till 2 in the morning
He scummed my kill in shmobos

by Alec Federico June 11, 2009

Shmodied

(adj)
really drunk.

fucked up, messed up, sauced, twisted.

"what do you want to do tonight before the show"
"let's get shmodied"

by iheartsocks September 15, 2009