Condom Shmondom

What you tell a girl when she asks you to put on a condom.

Girl: Put on a condom.
Guy: Condom Shmondom
Girl: Please
Guy: Naw
Girl: Alright

by Dont Ask... Man May 22, 2010

Shmood

Combination of hood and mood to make one word (Street code)

Sentence for mood (my Crew gat's positive shmood)

Sentence for hood (my Shmood is filled with real gees

by Elmicarsh January 3, 2017

shmoo

What I say when there's kids around, I want to say shit, and my sister ROLLS DOWN THE HILL AT 9292929299 MILES PER HOUR.

"She's DOING CARTWHEELS DOWN THE ROAD. HOLY SH... MOO!"

by sunburned January 28, 2005

Shmoodle

To own our completely dominate something or someone.

Guy 1: Dude, i totally just shmoodled that test.

Guy 2: niiice!

by shmoodle9 January 30, 2012

Shmoopie

silly person...

"You SHMOOPIE!"

by Netski August 15, 2003

Shmoob

The male version of the shoob (shoulder boob)

Hey that guys SHMOOB was all hanging out of his wife beater!!

by Shmoobly April 25, 2010

shmookie

When a autistic kid pulls his pants all the way down at a urinal and to get back at him you shove 2 fingers up their ass and get poop on your finger and eat it.

Shut up before I give you a shmookie.

by MarvelousTea255 April 19, 2022