Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

Shlongkey

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

by deltron3030 September 9, 2013

shlongdonkler

Noun- A phallic object, anything that resembles, even remotely, the male member.

(Pointing at plunger) "Hey honey, could you hand me that shlongdonkler, I plugged up the dumpbucket again!"

by b.p.herman October 24, 2013

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

shlong slayer

good puss

dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

shlongbomb

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

by CayBri February 7, 2017

shlong blaster

The Shlong Blaster is a devastating weapon of mass destruction used purely by meme gods and internet nerds, often used during heated online arguments that never have any real climax. The Shlong Blaster is the weapon of choice for users of online gaming, the weapon shoots imaginary THROBBING COCKS that discharge a leathal dose of a milky white substance. The Shlong Blaster is an effective tool to use when online conflicts are getting out of hand.

"Come at me bitch, I'll use my Shlong Blaster on you!"

by mentos4Dayz November 2, 2017