shoe shiner

1. The action of pleasuring a woman with your foot.

2. A man/woman who polishes your boots

I gave my shoe shiner a shoe shiner.

by nyehehe January 13, 2011

Mud Shifter

Bum, Rectal System,

Oooof, I think i've got gravy stains in me boxers after that arse tornado! Best get me gloves on, i'm sure there are some brown dumplings around the rim of me mud shifter!

by bungs the bungle March 15, 2010

Cock shiner.

One who shows pleasure in sucking someones cock!

Nigel Rose. Australia. Victoria.

by BTG June 25, 2003

shiterature

Literature placed in a bathroom for a shitter's reading enjoyment.

"I saw you had a couple of Playboys for shiterature in you bathroom. Just so you know, wacking off on the crapper is a capital offense."

"The only shiterature you can find in an airport bathroom is some peed on newspaper."

by -=JDP=- May 11, 2008

ShiteRider

The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.

"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."

"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."

by Vike Me September 11, 2011

Shitery

A building, complex, room or area consisting of multiple lavatories. Typically in a cubicle arrangement for use by the general public public.

I had a fart-off with the guy taking a shit in the cubicle next to me in the McDonalds shitery.

by Soupdog July 1, 2021

shitarist

a shit guitarist

man that guy is a shitarist

by coolbill14 October 22, 2009