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Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
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fanning the sheets

Have intercourse, in bed, with your partner.
John and I had fun fanning the sheets last night.
by Harnbs December 26, 2024
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Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 5, 2025
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Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
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Sheet Lightning

When you sweep your hand across the bedsheets & little bursts of static electricity look like blue Lightning!
I Adore the Sheet Lightning that occurs when I clear the sheets of crumbs. That Sheet Lightning is Really something to see!!
by Starchylde September 5, 2016
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sheet lightning

When you sweep your hands across your bedsheets & the static electricity makes lightning~looking little flashes.
I love the sheet lightning from my bedsheets! It's So Cool & Awesome!
by Starchylde July 14, 2016
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San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.
by Samsquanche July 8, 2015
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