shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 22, 2003

Alan Shearer

Ex-Newcastle United Striker responsible for scoring the most goals in the premier league and also getting newcastle united relegated to the coca-cola championship in 2009. (Ironic, No?)

he is illegitamate, he has no birth certificate, received HIV which has in turn caused AIDS which he cant get rid of, hes a dirty black and white bastard.

Geordies: ALAN SHEARER WILL SAVE US!

*Newcastle relegated*

*Fat Geordies Cry Into Their Scarves, They 'BOYCOUTT' the club, mike ashley is celebrated as a Sunderland Hero.*

by FTM2009 June 29, 2009

sweary Q

8th of an ounce, small amount of cocaine and or Weed, if ya don't know now ya know,
...Normaly called a square...

Ya never carry tools (weapons) not even sweary q's (dope)...by T.I.

Don't know if he is saying sweary or squarey but its all the same, its a square/8th of dope.

by txpimp January 23, 2008

Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

sheryl nome

A female character from the series Macross. On MMF, she is commonly referred to as a "hoe", due her lack of personality and skimpy outfits. But mainly because we don't like her.

Sailor Moon says that Sheryl Nome is a hoe.

by brittanyisback June 15, 2008

rusty sweary

the act of a man shits on a grill cooks it to perfection then force feeds it to his sister in law

jack, i gave your wife a rusty sweary

by joe we May 16, 2008

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014