shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis

"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"

by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit

Shumpty Dumpty shat on a wall

by Shum Egg October 24, 2023

shrumpt/mikhail

charming, hot, smart, funny, humble, kind, ect. fucks bad bitches monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday, and sunday. say otherwise you're wrong. also an alpha male daddy

"shrumpt/mikhail touched my arm when he punched it full force earlier..never gonna wash it again" -bad bitch

by warmcarrothater March 9, 2024

Shabumpski

A shot of liquor, followed by a bump.

Give me a shabumpski right now, I’m loosing my buzz!

by The brown hawk tuah July 6, 2024

ShumpShot

A powerful blast delivered for shumpman himself

“Get on your knees so i can deliver the finishing blow… THE SHUMPSHOT”

by SG_YoungBoy March 18, 2025

Shumpuss

The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.

'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom

by anonymous December 14, 2025

2 Pump Shump

When a man unleashes two monster size loads into the same persons mouth, but is 2 separate ejaculation, in a short time frame.

Bro 1: I heard you took Sally home last night, bro. What did you do?

Bro 2: She gave me a 2 pump shump!

Bro 1: Dude.

by BillWiTheScienceFi2 November 7, 2018