seniorism

An action, usually negative (but sometimes funny) most often associated with people of a certain age.

One of Mom's many seniorisms is constantly losing her housekeys, which often turn up in some pocket or other. She's always stashing and forgetting.

by Ward Smith October 27, 2012

Senior Slump

When second and third semester seniors stop doing their homework, give up on extra-curricular that actually requires work, develop mysterious illnesses, sleep until noon on a Tuesday, "forget" to go to gym class that just happens to clash with a sample sale and cut other classes to go home and hook up with their boyfriends or better have sex.

"Where is my Senior gym class?"
"Either still in bed asleep, in bed "ill" or in bed with each other."
"It's second semester, it must be the senior slump."

by LucieRibbons March 1, 2009

santorum salad

A luke warm mixture of pubic hair and santorum. Similar to thick soups like porridge, this tasty snack is usually eaten out of a bowl. Adding mayonnaise can add to the flavor.

"Yum! Mommy, that santorum salad is soooo tasty! Can we have some more for brunch tomorrow after church?"

by Herm Gomez August 22, 2007

santorum

Term coined by San Francisco columnist Dan Savage for the "frothy mixture of lubricant and fecal matter resulting from anal intercourse."

It's a wonder that Rick Santorum hasn't sued Dan Savage for making up the term "santorum" - but he probably doesn't want the kind of publicity that would result.

by Skip Mendler January 27, 2006

senior ditch week

senior ditch day for a whole school week

SENIOR : Senior ditch day is fun, now let's change it to senior ditch week

FRESHMEN: NO!!!!

by mr.x of '94 May 29, 2010

Senior Fever

The complete lack of willingness to do or put effort into anything towards the end of the school year. An ailment especially intensified for seniors finishing high school.

Sounds like senior fever finally got to you.

by kaylawut June 5, 2011

Santorgasm

Explosive diarrhea during sodomy.

Rick was violated so hard that he Santorgasmed all over his cellmate's balls.

by Pbang June 16, 2011