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Selena Gomez

another all-purpose Disney star (singing, acting, screwing all the managers and actors, writers, producers, pretty much anyone that would help her claw her way to the top) who was supposed to be the next Miley Cyrus,but she was only in the Disney spotlight for like 5 minutes before Demie Lavato came into the picture and booted her out.

fuck, theyr all the same, see if I give a shit about it.
doucher one:Hey, did you hear the new Selena Gomez song?

doucher two:omg no, Im all about Demey Lavoto now, shes so pretty, and you can barely even tell that her chin is the size of uranus!

doucher three:what about Miley Cyrus...?

doucher two:ew no one likes that poser anymore!

sensical person:FUCK!! THEYR ALL FUCKING POSERS! YOU CANT BE A HAPPY LITTLE DISNEY STAR AND WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH AND ALSO BE A "ROCKER"!! THEYR ALL SCREWING THEYR WAY TO THE TOP ANYWAY!
by xxRockyourfaceoffxx February 16, 2009
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Selena Gomez

A multitalented, rich and unbothered queen. Has an outstanding album named Revival which deserved a Grammy and a song named Fetish which is the meaning of pop perfection. She has a genuine and a pure heart as she donates many money and is constantly helping the world to be a better place. Right now she is being lazy as Selenators have been waiting 3 years for the new era.. Selena sweetie we’re waiting. Also has the cutest smile and carries the Bible everywhere with her
by SkinnyBTS September 19, 2018
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