Cuffing season

The time of the year where people are looking to be in a relationship.

They are then"cuffed" by a serious relationship and "cuffed" to that relationship.

Dude 1: "Bro it's cuffing season you know I'm not gonna be cheating on my girl.
Dude 2: "Well since it's cuffing season i know that i'm not gonna be sleeping alone this weekend"

by h2rv1e June 18, 2019

virgo season

The time of year when all virgos unite to show maximum power above all other signs. Do not fuck with any Virgo durning Virgo season.

Becky: OMG ITS MY FAVOURITE SEASON!!!
Megan: Fall is your favourite season?
Becky: NAW BITCH, ITS VIRGO SEASON!!

by Urmainbitch13 August 27, 2018

Tax Season

A special time of the year, when people become overly excited about getting money back that was stolen from them awhile ago.

Yessssss It's tax season, Time to buy some shit with my $50.

by Spencer4757 January 31, 2015

savage season

In the game Pokemon Go, if you use a PokeBall and NanaBerry to catch a Pokemon and you get it on the first try, then that is a savage season. It is also a savage season if you use a PremierBall and a NanaBerry. (made up by MYSTIC7)

Brandon: "Bro, did you see that savage season I just got on Moltres?"
Nick: "Yah, dude! That was sick!!!"

by k byeeeee August 16, 2017

seaman belly

adj: to describe a person who looks so gentleman and polite, but that guy is actually a gangster who curses a lot or firetruck people a lot. Or he is just an abnormal person.

1. He looks so normal, but actually he is a seaman belly who enjoys stabbing himself like an emo.

by Valocko October 30, 2010

Ordinary Seaman

A fat fuck who claims to be from the shitty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. Usually found with a dumb ass look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat ass or its little dick. Whenever this thing fucks up, it thinks a simple "ma bad" will do. Also is not able to get any pussy of anykind even kpa.

Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?

Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.

by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009

Act Up Season

Official bad bitch season. It's summer, the sun is out, it's warm; and its time to fuck shit up. It's time to look good as fuck, and do nothing but what makes you happy. Twerk your ass off and give no fucks because life is too short. Aka best time of the year.

- Girl, it's almost act up season!

- Oh my god yes finally! *sticks out her tongue*

by yaaassssssssssss April 24, 2019