screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

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SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit out your computer

by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

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Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.

"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"

by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

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Screen-shit is a term used for when a person is on top of a glass table, and their partner is underneath the see-through table and the person defocates onto the glass as their partner watches for sexual arousal

Dude, me and this chick were hot and heavy when she asked me if I wanted to do a screen-shit

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Silk Screen

When you jizz in a girl's eyes without her knowing so you can escape without her seeing you leave!

I ejaculated in her eyes giving her a Silk Screen making it easy for me to get away without her seeing

by TheDeuce1190 July 8, 2020

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screen check

A "Screen Check" or "Screen Checking" is when a cop in a patrol vehicle brake checks when a suspect is handcuffed in the backseat. Due to the suspect being handcuffed, and hands not free to block, the suspects face will smash into the metal screen divider of the patrol car. This will cause cutting and bruising and sometimes a broken nose.

"He wasn't bloody when he left the scene. What did you do? Screen check him?"
"Oh, you know Sarg, those damn suicide squirrels."

by DissyTee18 May 3, 2014

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