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branch swinger

one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree
"Dude, I totally just saw you give your Aunt Edna the up-down, you dirty branch swinger."
by j37 November 18, 2009
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lead singer of LINKIN PARK

Chester Bennington, nicknamed Chaz, Chazzy B etc. Has an amazing voice in which you can hear 3 notes at once and is the sexiest guy in rock!
OMG have you seen this pic of Chester!! He's so unbelievably HOT!
by The Exorcist March 19, 2005
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stinger

Film Industry slang term for an electrical extension cord.
I need a 50 foot stinger to run power to VTR on a separate circuit.
by joemorf January 19, 2004
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Dick-slinger

a member of the male species that has sex alot.
That guy John banged four girls last week,he's a real hum dinger sex fiend dick -slinger
by john jones May 23, 2004
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Swinger Soup

The hot tub at a swingers club. Usually consisting of two or more Naked swingers, bodily fluids both male and female, and a hint of alcohol with a watery base.
I would never enter a hot tub at a swingers club. I would prefer not to be an ingredient in their swinger soup.
by YEAAH!!! April 5, 2010
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Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.
Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.
by Aspirex November 20, 2005
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Well droopy swingers

a pair of very sloppy balls hanging of a woman's (or man's for that matter) chest
You can clearly see that the woman over there is not wearing a bra, she has a pair of well droopy swingers.
by iDarkDesign March 14, 2004
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