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homer sampson

homer sampson is the dank version of homer simpson
by homer sampson312 November 13, 2018
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aiden samples

aiden samples, aka "bitchass" as maya calls him, is a meanie that harasses maya for chocolate chip cookies
?: hey maya have u beat aiden samples up yet?
maya: sadly not yet but ima get his bitchass
by maya alle June 8, 2020
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rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
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Friday Night sampler

Pizza, subs, buffalo wings and served with cola or beer.
I would like a Friday Night sampler and a 2 liter of coke!
by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019
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Scampi Fries

Cheifly British: the fishy odour associated with unwashed genitalia, usually female, although the male member is arguably a closer match to the whiff of a popular packet snack sold in the UK.

Marketers became aware of this lewd association amongst teenagers and produced a viral video depicting a young man inviting his friends to sniff his fingers as 'proof' that he had been intimate with a girl at a party (although the viewer sees that he has simply been tucking into a packet of Scampi Fries). Mmmm, fish.
I reckon licking the fat one out'd be like snogging a sasquatch with a penchant for Scampi Fries.
by Ozwald Spatchcock February 5, 2009
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Sampdoria

A great and popular football(read:soccer)club from the Italian city Genova. Have a strong rivalry with Genoa FC.
Forza Sampdoria!
Antonio Cassano currently plays at Sampdoria
by Carbonara April 3, 2008
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scalp sex

Whilst in the throes of passion (most easily done in the doggy style position), the giver pulls the receivers hair as tight as possible. Once the hair is taut, the giver brandishes a tomahawk and proceeds to scalp the receiver. Once the scalp is removed the giver proceeds to climax in the receivers open scalp wound.
Keith was terrified the cops would arrest him after he had particularly bloody "scalp sex" with his partner Tony the previous night.
by Failedstate May 15, 2015
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