Definitions by Failedstate

scalp sex 

Whilst in the throes of passion (most easily done in the doggy style position), the giver pulls the receivers hair as tight as possible. Once the hair is taut, the giver brandishes a tomahawk and proceeds to scalp the receiver. Once the scalp is removed the giver proceeds to climax in the receivers open scalp wound.

Keith was terrified the cops would arrest him after he had particularly bloody "scalp sex" with his partner Tony the previous night.

scalp sex by Failedstate May 15, 2015

emptying the car 

Code for masturbation while at work. Often done in an inappropriate place, such as the opposite sex's bathroom or shared break room.

Tony: Man, I haven't ejaculated since Susan left me for Efren weeks ago. I can't jack off while I'm sleeping on my mom's couch.
Keith: Have you tried emptying the car? The women's bathroom is pretty private, but I prefer to empty the car behind the copy machine.

emptying the car by Failedstate May 15, 2015