sneak attack dirty sanchez

same as a dirty sanchez except, instead of sticking your finger in her ass, you stick it in your ass to catch her offguard therefore, making it a sneak attack.

My girlfriend hates it when i give her a dirty sanchez so, i hit her with the sneak attack.

by thenek July 14, 2004

The Verizon Sanchez

A combination of wide shitty coverage and a Dirty Sanchez. Unlike his midget cousin (The Dirty Valdez, aka Big Oil Shit Mustache), The Verizon Sanchez more resembles a big oil shit BEARD, and normally occurs in the Gulf of Mexico.

In the spring of 2010 British Petroleum gave The United States The Verizon Sanchez because they kept making fun of England for still having a queen.

by pubesforpetrolem June 16, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.

he gave her a dirty sanchez and she never had anal sex again.

by frappe August 30, 2005

Danish Sanchez

After placing a pinch of Copenhagen between your gum and cheek, you wipe your tobacco juice and spit covered fingers on the upper lip of your victim. This act is normally inflicted on people who complain how gross using smokeless tobacco is.

While you can complete this act using any brand of smokeless, it is recommended that Copenhagen is the one you use due to is pungent and often nauseating smell for the non-user.

-Me- *Placing a well deserved chew in my lip*

-Co-Worker- Dude, chewing is so gross. Why don't you just quit?

-Me- Shut your face before I give you a Danish Sanchez.

-Co-Worker- Don't wipe that shit on my lip again, last time you did I could smell it for a week.

by MrTits August 22, 2009

Sour Cream Sanchez

When you have a finger-full (usually the index finger) of sour cream and you sneak up on someone and smear it across their upper lip. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but done with sour cream as in the movie Still Waiting.

While we were having nachos I Sour Cream Sanchez'ed my date. He was so pissed he Pirate'd me to get even!

by Pandora Handcock February 27, 2009

Sanitary Sanchez

When you take Germ-X, or something else sanitary on your finger then wiping it across someones face like a mustache.

Austin: What the heck was that?!

Ashton: That was a sanitary sanchez. Haha!

Austin: Dont you ever do that again!

Bucky: Ok but i will!!

by ashray456 June 28, 2010

Semen Sanchez

v. the sexual act of a woman jerking off a man into her hand. When the man ejaculates and he is recovering from his orgasm the woman takes his cum and swipes it above his lip, making a moustache, while simultaneously calling out "semen sanchez."

Kim gave Dorian a semen sanchez last week and he got pissed.

by AshDrea May 21, 2010