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stiffy

(n)
1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
by Spootonium October 10, 2004
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Muffin Stuffing

the act of having sexual intercourse with an obese woman.
I told my roommate Kevin no Muffin Stuffing in the apartment, but needless to say that rule was soon broken.
by Big Game June 28, 2006
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Stuffed Cucumber

The use of a long, girthy cucumber for sexual stimulation and pleasure of the anus or vagina. Stuffed Cucumbers may be self inserted or with the assistance of a partner. Stuffed Cucumbers may be inserted warmed, chilled or room temperature depending upon preference.
Tina woke to the sounds of her roomate having wild sex. She decided to get herself off to the carnal sounds with a Stuffed Cucumber. after getting off, she washed it and placed it back in the refrigerator.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2015
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snuffy

Slang or pet name for a Snufaluffagus.
A consumer of nasally ingested recreational drugs.

also see Snufaluffagus
Check snuffy snortin' up Chucky's stash.

Those lines never stood a chance under snuffy's inhalation powers.
by critter getter August 30, 2007
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stuff your sorries in a sack

This phrase is usually used as "You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!", meaning that however much a person apologizes, their apology will not be accepted. Made popular by George in the Seinfeld "India" episode.
Jerry: George, I'm sorry I slept with Nina.

George: You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

Jerry: I wish you'd quit saying that!
by Pork King November 10, 2005
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purple stuff

A drink enjoyed by Dirty South ballaz made by mixing perscription cough medicine containing codiene and soda
What's dat up in my cup? Dat purple stuff!
by Dirty January 2, 2004
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iffy-stiffy

a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.
dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!
by Zachs January 8, 2005
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