sandford special

To lie in bed, fully nude, balancing a newly cooked frozen pizza on your chest.

He can't come out tonight, he's enjoying a Sandford special.

by NKRoks November 25, 2016

ur species feces

The worst possible insult ever. When this is used, the entire Earth is engulfed in Flames, the Sun explodes and the Moon crashes into Earth.

Tom: ur mom gay
Me : no u
Tom: ur dad lesbian
Me: ur sister a mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Me: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Me: ur familiy reunion homosexual communion
Tom: ur family tree LGBT
Me: ur ancestors incestors
Tom: ur race has gayes
Me: Want me to use it asshole?
Tom: i dare you
Me: UR SPECIES FECES!

*everything dies, the earth is on fire is englufed by the Sun.

by ElectrodeYT May 19, 2018

Schmidt Special

This term refers to when your feces enters into food (sometimes resembling nutella or chocolate).

Culinary Teacher: “Hey, how did you put so much nutella in your crepe? We ran out of nutella in last hours class.”

Student: “Ahh, dont worry. It’s just the Schmidt Special”

by bus 48 god child October 29, 2019

Tom Sherman Special

Also known as The Ol' TSS, The Tom Sherman Special can be either:

a) A mixed drink composed of Tequila, lime juice, and Sprite.

b) A sexual maneuver in which one finds a classy lady, goes down on her, but instead of licking any part of the vagina, he only licks pubic hair.

1. One must be careful when ordering a Tom Sherman Special in the bar, or else they could end up with an unwanted drink.

2. Remember, a classy lady is the most important ingredient to the Tom Sherman Special and if she doesn't have pubes then she's just not that classy.

3. Give 'er the ol' TSS

by Unshaven Maven January 19, 2014

Joker's neutral special

A plain and simple model gun. Often used to make fun of the simple weapon, the fact that Kirby can copy the gun, and anything in between.

For Joker's neutral special, he wields a gun.

by MelecieDiancie April 20, 2019

sicilian donkey mashed potato special

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.

Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.

by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019

specialocity

the attribute of being special

one's level of special

Don't underestimate my specialocity.

by the man who couldnt think August 10, 2008