Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

by Logan Earth Ski November 5, 2005

Cointreau Slapper

An alcoholic drink. Fill a standard shot glass 3/4 full with Cointreau. Light on fire. Slap your hand down on the still-flaming shot glass (don't wait too long or the shot glass will overheat). Make sure to keep your hand flat, and center the shot glass in the middle of your palm. The glass will suction onto your palm. Raise the glass, show your friends, then slowly remove it from your hand and drink the shot. Even better if you can inhale the air as well.

We were drunk at Rich's party last night; we drank five Cointreau Slappers each.

by fijimike May 18, 2009

slit slapper

A person that gains pleasure in slapping womens slits.

Person 1 -"Oh shit, i just slapped your slit to fuckery."
Person 2 - "Slap it again, you gunt funting slit slapper"

by Goonman May 11, 2006

Dick slapper

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)

1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!

by Forko January 14, 2007

sack slapper

Homosexual, usually used as an insult

you fucking sack slapper

by No3ntry March 17, 2005

dildo slapper

One who gets slapped by dildo's or loves to get slaped across the face with a huge dildo

Yes Gay MAY Loves Getting Dildo Slaped.
He is a huge Dildo Slapper

by ATML October 7, 2005

chode slapper

it is when gay man are having sex and the top's balls are bouncing against the bottoms chode. It is a term used for gay men.

Warren is such a chode slapper. He pounded Steve's ass last night.

by Teabagette April 14, 2005