sharten

when you have to cut an activity short because of a shart

Kathy had to sharten the tour of the hospital. Jim had a shartened nap this weekend.

by mrfixit getzit August 16, 2018

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

Sharpie

1. A person who is dishonest and will cheat when gambling.
2. A person who is a hustler.

These guys are real sharpies, you shouldn't play poker with them.

by Seye November 20, 2003

sharted

To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

by Gn2206 January 19, 2008

Sharter

The distinct smell of the internet connection offered by most cablecos and telcos in exchange for massive amounts of money from their monopoly customer base, of which they care so little they shit the bed with glee.

I tried watching netflix, but once again, it's sharter.

by Romas N. Tutledge February 28, 2015

sharpie

Its obvious that a sharpie is a permanent marker that is usually black and smells really bad but what a REAL sharpie is, a girl, typically latina, who shaves off her eyebrow and draws a fake one on. It doesn't necessarily have to be with a sharpie, but everyone calls them that anyway.

"Wow, look at that latina chick with the shaved off eyebrows"
"Dude get with the fucking times, they're called sharpies"

by aznboy September 28, 2006

sharticles

The small, brown floaties in the water left after a particularly rank tub fart.

Marilyn had been enjoying her long bathtub soak, but jumped out as soon as she saw a handful of sharticles float by.

by ammster March 30, 2010