Scottish

the standard by which all else is judged.

<i>If it's not Scottish it's CRAP!</i>

by GothiousRex December 17, 2004

Scott

When the thought came to you to search the word Scott, you likely became aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging hard-on or, most likely, made you wet as an Hawaiian evening on a black-sand nude beach. Reading the word Scott almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants yet, because there are still more Scott definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in the body to be replaced.

Monica: Ever since I started dating a Scott I have needed to triple my caloric intake due to the sheer severity and instances of spontaneous orgasms I have experienced.

Rob: As your brother I am kind of unhappy that you told me that.

by Millhouse's Dog April 19, 2011

Scottie Pippen

When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.

Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.

Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?

Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.

by Golangelo-10 May 6, 2013

scott brown

noun. A hardcore producer and DJ from Scotland. His record label, Evolution Records, has put out a number of highly successful releases. Scott Brown also produces a mix cd for the "Bonkers" compliation series.

"scott brown's kick drums are fucking *HARD* man! how does he get em to sound like that?"

by Olly J February 23, 2005

Scott's Law

Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.

Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?

by Blevins February 9, 2010

Dirty Scott

To be dancing with a female at a party as a male, and start having manual sex with said female against a wall.

"Dude, this chick was grinding on me so hard at that party, I just had to dirty Scott that bitch. It was fucked up."

by THE Dirty Scott October 30, 2011

scots

The Anglo-Saxon language of Scotland. Native to the Lothians and Borders ( and historically all of Northumbria in England ) it spread over centuries and displaced Gaelic - the native Scottish language - from most of the Lowlands. Most famous examples of the language are probably found in the poetry of Robert Burns. There has been much debate, which is ongoing, over whether or not Lowland Scots is a language in its own right or a dialect of English.

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed
Or to victorie!

by siarach April 18, 2006