Scanterranean

A person who aims to pay taxes to and receive services by a Scandinavian government, while he/she shows social characteristics of the Mediterranean culture, including the lack of strict work ethics, a holy reverence for social meals, and repulsion to make plans more than 3 days ahead.

I live by life with a scanterranean outook.

by tyler_d July 2, 2018

Scitter Pants

Someone who shits their pants in the middle of school

Everyone called dawid "Scitter Pants" after he shat himself in school

by Lidl Donuts February 8, 2022

spattern

A sweater or a piece of clothing with a striped pattern

Or a random word you made up

"Oh, this spattern sweater looks lovely!"

by Agent pickle April 16, 2022

Sclattered

adj. Meaning a mess somewhere on somplace anywhere; representing a small disaster, similar to splattered but more funny. It is also a term by YouTuber/Streamer "ImDontai" used correctly.

"Whoops.... i dont want it anymore, Jinx why is your brain ........sclattered on the floor"

by Mah niegua March 28, 2023

SkatterBugg

The act of how an individual acts like when they call they’reself fixing something William Hulett

Y’all sumbitches better not let that skatterbugg fucker touch y’all’s stuff it will never work again lol

by SkatterBugg July 18, 2023

Turd Swatter

A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.

you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*

by beauwtw January 8, 2013

bead-spatter

To pass a stool that consists of a multitude of small solid particles suspended in liquid excrement. These particles are noteworthy for their extremely sticky consistency.

"I'd leave that a few minutes if I were you, and you might want to flush again first. I had a curry last night and I'm afraid I've rather bead-spattered the pan."

by murrayzz1 June 24, 2014