Rusty Porch

When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.

Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"

by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016

Rusty pulley

A woman, usually older in age, who is a mother; and also is retired from the profession of providing sexual services to anyone in exchange for cash money. The initial contract agreement is verbal and taken place in a public place such as a street corner.

Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"

by dirty_rotten June 14, 2016

Rusty Fernando

An extremely rare type of mustache known for its unique location. Rusty Fernando mustaches are located within the hairline just above the forehead. They are similar in shape and style to the “handle bar” mustache.

Julio wasn’t satisfied with his awesome goatee so he decided to grow a breath-taking Rusty Fernando.

by Ronald Swanson September 12, 2012

rusty patty

While having sex with a woman, you take a shit on hamburger bun, melt cheese on it, and feed it to the woman.

I can't believe she ate that rusty patty!

by The Hamburgler 2012 October 3, 2013

Rusty Fence

When a woman sits on a person's face in the act of cunnilingus, while she is having a heavy menses flow.

I asked her to sit on my face and she gave me a rusty fence!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

with a Rusty Rake

It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.

To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"

"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."

by unluckyluciano13 March 26, 2022

rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.

Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.

by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004