Rusty curtains

Coined by the dyke punk band Rusty Curtains. Used to describe the following types of Vaginas:

1. Blood covered/coated. Usually because of menstruation.

2. A vagina that has not seen play in a while.

3. An old scary vagina, that you fear may give you tetanus.

Example for all 3 definitions:

She had rusty curtains. I fucked her anyway.

by Majestic Majesty January 19, 2014

rusty French horn

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.

After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.

by Michael P. May 4, 2005

Rusty Hidalgo

When a guy gets fucked in the ass by his girlfriend with a dildo, or other long, hard, object and then performs oral sex on the dildo.

Ben likes to receive Rusty Hidalgo's, because he can get pounded in the ass and suck himself off.

by Jorge Luis Villarosa April 23, 2008

rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.

by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008

rustyfalcon

taking a shit on someone from a perch high above. aka porch or rooftop

damn did you see me knock that bitch out with a rustyfalcon.

by alex aristei July 30, 2008

Rusty Mingo

To be known as a person that wears a mullet and mustache with pornstar confidence while performing a dirty sanchez.

John was often referred to as a 'Rusty Mingo' while describing his sexual escapades.

Phil yelled: "Good damn Eli! You sure pulled off the 'Rusty Mingo' in that threesome.
Eli replied : "You know it...my mullet and moustache were rockin' it!

The lure of the Kavorka is not as powerful as the the lure of the Rusty Mingo Kavorka.

by Pheli December 22, 2010

the rusty fishhook

When performing the act of sex while in the doggy style position and entering vaginally, use your index finger to slide in and out of her brown eye. If you realize your finger is becoming engulfed in matter of a brown nature, swing your finger up to her mouth and hook her like a fish.

Billy: I was tapping Tammy from behind and doing that thing she loves with my finger in her ass, but then I realized my finger was covered in shit.

Jim: That's fucked up. What did you do?

Billy The Rusty Fishhook.

Jim: God damn right.

by green duck butter February 15, 2012