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Rumpleclump

A way of describing an attempt to bring order to a disordered cloth item that is impossible to easily fold in a traditional fashion. This would usually be used when talking about putting away fitted sheets or hoodies, in particular.
"Hey, how the hell am I supposed to fold this fitted sheet?" "Don't sweat it man, just rumpleclump that shit."
by Visiblemode August 21, 2013
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Rumple Rape

The act of buying Rumple Minze shots for girls because its 50% alcohol but tastes minty and delicious to lower inhibitions and get "Turnt Up".
Originally the practice started in Clemson, SC and hit an all time high of use as an effective one night stand method during the summer of 2013.
Despite the name, the "rape" is merely providing High ABV in a delicious and unassuming shot; not actually "rape" the crime. Rape is wrong, all the time, well not in prison, just kidding...but seriously.
"She only went home with him after he Rumple Raped her."

1. "That girl is way out of my league and too sober."
2. "Nah man you just gotta Rumple Rape her."

Rumple Minze Clemson rumple Rumplemintz Shots
by Hollabills September 6, 2013
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rump ring

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.
by misterrice360 March 29, 2015
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rumpelstiltskined

Slept for a undetermined amount of time, (Dazed and Confused for a undetermined amount of time)
My Father rumpelstiltskined himself, when he forgot my birthday.
by Purch July 16, 2016
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Rump tuner

Butt plug used to loosin up an anus be for sex
Hand me the rump tuner you need to warm up for this
by Greennuns69 July 27, 2016
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rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again
listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster
by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017
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Rumper

A term referring to a colon and or anus.
Dude, I would totally stick it in her rumper.
by Bloinker March 19, 2019
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