Roosted

When a female rooster has laid an egg.

Mika: Yo, my rooster Becky just roosted! I'm so excited!
Juelisa: Congratulations!

by Jujifruit22 October 23, 2019

ass roast

an extremely large, smelly bowel movement

Don't go in there for a while!

Why?

Cause I left a massive ass roast in the toilet!

by Nate-the Great January 9, 2009

Torture Rooster

A chickenhawk that passionately supports military, economic, and "humanitarian" interventions while passionately opposing torture.

"Torture is bad and should not be tolerated because it poisons culture but militarism doesn't poison culture. We need to stay in Afghanistan forever to fix things, teach women sex ed, and bomb wedding parties in order to bring freedom and stifle bad guys, just as long as we don't torture anyone!" - Typical Torture Rooster Rhetoric.

by Peaceful_Idiot July 6, 2010

Groom Roast

A Groom Roast is a man’s versions of the bridal shower. The Bachelor Party may not always be appropriate for younger guys or older relatives, so this is a great way for all the important men in the groom’s life to celebrate him by spending an afternoon together and having a little fun at his expense (public appropriate comedic insults, praise, outlandish true stories and uplifting tributes). The groom knows that it’s all in fun, and is able to be a good sport about it. The groom will be roasted by those who wish to do it, with some of the same treatment possibly coming their way too. It’s hosted by the groomsmen, who pick a theme the groom would like: sports, gaming, poker… and bring everyone together with food, drinks and some good laughs.

Are you going to plan the Groom Roast?

by Groomage June 18, 2011

best roast

Granny Tranny

Blake: Hey Nick You mum gey and you dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny

Blake drops to the floor lifeless

Ur granny tranny is the best roast know to man

by Best roast March 13, 2018

Steve The Rooster

Steve is one or more roosters that roost every morning on the live cam feeds watching the war in Gaza. Steve is a legend and a God. We are waiting to see if Steve survives every night of bombing. #STEVE2024

Bro I haven't slept in 4 days making sure Steve the Rooster sings his song ever morning. Steve for president.

by Stevetherooster October 11, 2023

linda ronstadt

A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.

Is there anything tha Linda Ronstadt CAN'T sing? Probably not.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006