Robert

a pedophile

woah look at that nasty ass pedophile Robert!
Yeah dude that nigga is nasty

by pussyassnigga69 April 3, 2017

Robert

amazing guy who tries not to be mean but nice,fun and just caring. try's to be respectful to his friends....has amazingly light grey blue eyes...blond hair with a light hint of brown. If you ever come across someone like him be grateful and never let him out of your arms.

Girl 1: OH is that Robert ?

Girl 2: yeah why?

Girl 1: dont you like him? Talk to him I heard he has amazing light grey blue eyes

Girl 2: ok I will I mean he is nice and caring

by Lxs January 7, 2014

Robert

A fucking asshole. No one likes him. Thinks he's cool cause he vapes all the time. Usually referred to by his last name because nobody wants to waste their words on him. Usually flat faced and always wearing some gay ass sunglasses even at night. Fuckin dick.

Person 1 " ew theres robert"
Person 2 " hey flat face! Go back to where you came from!"

by Dickasscracker June 17, 2018

Robert

Super fkn mean and rude when he talks, he's super quiet and boring he also usually smells

girl : "Hey Robert what are you doing"
rodert: "Shutup you stupid cunt!"

by shit shjh September 18, 2018

Robert

A dumb substance who is very funny though is bad at all video games (including rocket league) and is the one and only shrekster but fails in November... but all the ladies love him

Robert is fighting men

by Gresham men November 16, 2019

Robert

Robert is the type of guy to steal from you and then ask you to give him something in return the type of guy to threaten to swat you over a video game

damn that kids suck a robert

by c0ncussion September 8, 2018

Robert

Robert is a fat fuck, who`s lazy af and like girls but can`t keep a relation ship going for some reason.

Man, u so fucking lazy, u like Robert bruv.

by YesIamThatFatCunt April 15, 2020