viciously retarded

Synonym for "Cool" or "Awesome", with origons tracked back to Fort Collins, CO from the types of mentally handicapped people that flail arms wildly and scream loudly, which is pretty awesome.

Bruce: Man, last night was viciously retarded! Especially when I found $50.00!
Ted: Yeah, we will have to go out again soon!

by David J. Hansen September 22, 2006

dancer gone retarded

Noun: a cheerleader; one's support system; a person who is there to help you stay motivated and get through whatever obstacle confronts you

Origin: Bring It On (2000)
Sparky: "Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."

Jake: I really don't want to do this paper.
Jess: You can kick this paper's ass. I'll be your dancer gone retarded.

Man, I'm exhausted. I wish I had a dancer gone retarded to help me get my energy back.

by Jake/JCatt December 7, 2006

get retarded

To drink such a large amount of alcohol that you start to destroy chromosomes.

'Man, I've got ten cartons of beer, four bottles of tequila, seven magnums of champagne and a flagon of wine. Lets get retarded!!!!'

by uncleboonie November 4, 2003

functionally retarded

Mental deficiency characterized by stumbling speech, disconnection with reality, and unrestrained ego, yet behavior which is accepted by at most 50% of the population.

George W. Bush is functionally retarded.

by John Manyjars June 20, 2008

retarded giant

The conclusion of a sex act where after the male climaxes, he rolls off of his partner, roots through their purse/wallet for cash, and then heads out to get something to eat.

Sharon was pissed that James pulled a retarded giant on her last night. He didn't even ask her if she wanted anything from Jack in the Box.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

Retarded Flying Flamingo

When a girl is having a foursome with 3 guys. 2 guys standing to her sides and one in front. the 2 guys on her sides get handjobs and the guy in front gets blown. The part that makes this different than the flying flamingo is that the girl does everything not simultaneously. This makes the girl look like a retarded flying flamingo.

I walked in on my sister, she was doing the retarded flying flamingo.

by Realmenrideponies September 7, 2010

Retardese

To talk or communicate in a very stupid manner, very ignorant or dumb word use jibberish , ideas or wording, communication that is senseless or inappropriate for the moment nonsense , time or place. Usually considered most when a person does it often and it becomes standard or most relevant as a characterization for thier communication style. It includes ideas, word choice and lack of relevance to the topic or people you are talking to . Can be considered as lies due to the lack of information or fact fictionmoreover, being deceitful . Fake and false : as in wrong, dumb and stupid talking dumbshit

Bitch I am not listening or understanding what you are saying because I don't speak retardese

by Falcon H March 2, 2015