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coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)
Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?
by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012
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Reiterate

It is a mix of hyperbole and metaphor and musings and philosophy and random facts. It's also partially autobiographical. Sometimes I'm just riffing. This is also not episodic. They are not all connected as linear text. "A question is formulated in the theatre of your mind and you draw conclusions from multiple perspectives" except the questions ALSO came from internalized propositions from my past or videos that I was watching. You are doing a thing. I'm watching you do it. Other people are doing the same thing you're doing and I don't know to what end. It looks like what you're doing is malicious in nature (And it predates your participation by 15-17 years). You expect this to go on indefinitely? Forever? Why should I tolerate that? The Tv wasn't talking to me until YOU STARTED TALKING TO ME. I don't see how you don't see how the fucking tv referencing me WOULDN'T BE DISCONCERTING and WOULDN'T SEEM SINISTER. And you seem to struggle to listen to what I'm actually telling you. You're not making your credentials look all that worthwhile and you want to talk about my lack of ethos (the ability to persuade from credibility). Some of these definitions are like this 👆 nothing hyperbolic about this shit. I wanted to know why the fuck and how the fuck people are following me and you substantiated the claim that it was happening and then signed off on it and participated because you took issue with some of the things I said. I'm not your client and I'm more famous than you are now.
The problem is your refusal to take this seriously (and the refusal ofEVERYONE INVOLVED AT EVERY CONCEIVABLE LEVEL OF ANALYSIS) Look at the world you're in now. This is what happens when people engage in collective Un-Truth. At micro and macro level. Behold my masterpiece: The Un-Truth Anti-Bible. All you (or anyone else) had to do was NOT childishly withhold the truth. Withholding the truth is emotional abuse. It's not like I didn't reiterate myself 783,137 different ways. Welcome to my public thought experiment. 'How badly can society screw the pooch?' It's like that Colts vs Patriots game (Andrew luck's first year) where, on the final drive of the game, when they went for it on 4th down and the entire offensive line shifted all the way to the right in this confusing display of 'What the fuck did you idiots actually think you were doing here?' You guys have absolutely fucked everything straight to shit. I'm not qualified? Some questions that arise: Who the fuck do you think you are (without citing your credentials)? How did you (the supposedly mature and qualified ones) think that your response was the correct one? You know and I know that I wrote 1% of a billion dollar movie (which is 100 million dollars worth of dialogue) so where the fuck is my money? And do you feel good about yourself for doing that? Man did you guys fuck this up! All you motherfuckers had to do was tell the truth and you couldn't even do that."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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Off the reservation

When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.
Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?

Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.

Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.

Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.

Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends

Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww
by Maxdout June 12, 2021
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Cloud Reider

A guy from Canada who can't keep it in his pants. His on-line alias is Cloud Reider.
"Casual cyber-sex is goooooooood..."
by Mr. Bird February 21, 2005
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raiser

A raiser is the uncontrollable, incoherent member of a drinking group and is often found bouncing off the walls or passed out in a subway.
"I went really raiser at that party last night"

"Check out that raiser hugging the bar stool"
by MarkoPol February 3, 2010
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Case Western Reserve University

Case Western Reserve University is a Napoleon college. Though small and in general unknown outside those who have reasons to look at college rankings, Case also stands as a powerful school that finds itself on fertile ground for students with imagination, innovation, and motivation.
As stated by others, Cleveland and Case have room for improvement, as do all colleges. However, I dare say that Case prepares its students appropriately by forcing them into a sink-or-swim environment that replicates post-campus life. Case mimics reality, a world where opportunity isn't handed on a platter and where social outreach, intelligent growth, and personal motivation are an individual's responsibilities, not a governmental obligation. What looks like oppression to some students is to others an opportunity to be challenged and to mature. It is what college exists for.
If people wish to party and lead wild lifestyles, going to college is not the most time efficient or cost effective path to take. The 50k we spend per year will go far for traveling and living an eventful and exciting life. Perhaps some students who feel frustrated with Case might benefit from spending a year's tuition cost/time traveling and enjoying the world. Perhaps after such adventures students could then sit down at the table, pick back up the Case hand they folded a year ago, and realize that for education, Case truly excels at what it sets out to do.
I admit that TV Guide, pre-planned entertainment is not Case's forte - though I do know most Case students still somehow form lasting social networks and many wonderful friends. Case borders along a blatantly obvious poverty zone - but amidst the same streets shine not only countless cultural experiences but also many areas of need for those students who feel positive actions speak louder than empty complaints. Case requires its students to make sacrifices to reach the goals they seek to attain - but those who give what it takes succeed in their careers and accomplish their ambitions.
Napoleon was no great sight in foreign lands to the native peoples who expected a tall and daunting military commander - but those who were aware of who Napoleon was recognized him as a strong, pragmatic commander, the leader of France. In the same manner Case will be a disappointment to students who apply without thinking about what enrollment here will put before them. For students who are aware of what Case has to offer, there is no better educational opportunity in the country.
Ignorance is a voluntary misfortune. ~ Nicholas Ling
by Matthew Schnupp March 18, 2005
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