Ok, first of all Random is not all about CHEESE, and those who think it is should DIE. Random is skipping across a playing field because nobody's looking. Random is when your mother says 'there is nothing wrong with being gay' and you say 'yes ive been to your friends house. Its very nice'
Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.
^^^
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
Random is your younger brother doing an impression of a chocolate eclair when youre trying to have a halloween party.
^^^
all of the above happned to me. I lead a crazy lifestyle.
PurpleHairedMother(!!):'Joe, get out of the fridge'
LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating'
Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me.
(Actual conversation)
LittleBrother:'No mum, im hibernating'
Me: 'Im moving. this house is too random for me.
(Actual conversation)
by LalaLollypop November 11, 2008
Get the randommug. Good old fashioned non sequitur. A word only to be uttered when something is done or said that leaves you completely and utterly confused and to think on it too long would cause massive hemmoraging
Hey, G hows it going
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.
OR
If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg
Fine, D, I got an iPod--You know what? i love duvee covers...I mean porn, and red meat...but seriously duvee covers are the antichrist in a cowsuit--you know, i don't what the goth and prep obsession comes from, monkeys are like the redneck bumpkin cousin to humanity. Frank Zappa's hair is cool, if i were white, i would probobly be thinking about eating whipped cream. Ah...that was a tastey nail sandwich i had for my pre breakfast snack. But I digress. You were saying something?
Ah...that was so frickin off topic it makes me want to vomit, never do that again.
OR
If it weren't for that horse you wouldnt have spent that year in colleg
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 26, 2005
Get the randommug. 1. (The common descriptive definition) This word is sadly overused, but in the correct situation as in the example below, this is the only suitable word and it accurately and sometimes hilariously describes the situation. . . . Perhaps saying something is a non sequitur can be used in place of random in some instances.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
**Anyone who would prefer only to hear and use this word only in the context particle physics needs to 1. get a life, 2. get over it, and 3. realize that this is "urban dictionary" and that the prescriptive definition should be looked for in a dictionary not here.
Teacher in front of the entire school: Good morning. How is everybody today? Good? Good! Today we are here to talk about life insurance, so let me introduce our guest Mr. Bob Fowler.
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
Bob: Thank you, life insurance is . . .
Student to his friend: So anyways, I was just thinking . . . wouldn't it be weird if people were made of plastic?
Student 2: Dude! Your so random . . . maybe . . . I guess . . . ? What's for lunch today?
by Elated Discord February 11, 2008
Get the randommug. Random:hey do u kno where the train station is im running late and have to be at the city by 5 o clock
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
John:nope
Random:k thankyou anyway
Craig:dude who was that?
John:just sum random
by Z Random December 28, 2007
Get the randommug. When does it happen? ...When does what happen? IT! Oh. That. No, those! Who? THAT! That's not what I meant. I asked second! Go burn in hell, slim jim. ...What was the question again? Screw flanders? Scew flanders.
celia_dah_walrus: Ask me if I'm a truck! ASK ME IF I'M A TRUCK!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
classified_screen_name: =/ Are you a...truck?
celia_dah_walrus: Nope. ^__^ Mwuhahaha!!!
by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003
Get the randommug. Twelve monkeys dancing on a pink trampoline whilst singing "Louie, Louie" and drinking banana daquiris. Also, Snoop Dogg is playing the bongos and discussing physics with Albert Einstein and Fred Durst in the corner of the lunchroom, eating pie, cheddar cheese, and dung beetles.
Random random random random DUCK random random random FUCK random random.
by Egyptian Feces Gones Mad, or Just to Hawaii May 19, 2004
Get the randommug. by Agent n00beh April 18, 2005
Get the randommug.