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Manlets rise up!

An allusion to the microscopic, absurd and ill-fated folkloric fiasco known as the manlet uprising. At the same time a highly sarcastic taunt, cleverly playing on the hilarious fact that manlets, due to being afflicted with the devastating and lifelong curse of manletism, are unable to grow up and are therefore doomed to endure the comical and dwarf-like existence of a laughably stunted, utterly insignificant and Napoleon complex-afflicted prison wife manlet. Often used in conjunction with Manlets BTFO or Manlets, when will they learn? - particularly when witnessing another amusingly traumatizing humiliation deservedly suffered by a terminally insecure, inherently effeminate and preposterously petite runt of an Ewok sissy manlet boy.
Did you know that the average height of CEO's for fortune 500 companies is 6 foot and that manmores out-earn manlets by hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of their respective careers? Lol, that's awesome! Manlet rage guaranteed. Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator August 25, 2024
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Crescent rise

When you stick your penis in a large tracheotomy for the purposes of pleasure and/or ejaculation
A crescent rise is a great way to get a pneumonia #blessings
by Neck Sex April 24, 2025
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On the Rise

On the rise is slang for becoming better and of higher quality.
Wow, man. Your skateboarding skills are on the rise!
by Redonkulous Definitions November 4, 2021
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Hawaiian high rise

The Hawaiian high rise is a public pooping maneuver that helps prevent but not limited to such instances as sitting on the seat itself and backsplash from the poop by being in a position where you can quickly move yourself forward as the poop exits your butt. It’s a hovering move that was put into practice after some poops in highly questionable places such as but not limited to Porta johns, popular college bars during its busiest times, airports, tradeshows, and rest areas.
I had to Hawaiian high rise the poop I just took because there was pee all over the seat.
by Mr. Full Disclosure August 22, 2022
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gave a rise

Engelbert Humperdinck gave a rise to Frankie S
by Moningstar February 4, 2023
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Fresno sun rise

A red beer with a raw egg in it. The yolk will sink to the bottom and to finish the drink one will need to tip their glass way up and experience the same fear Fresno Tweekers feel when the yellow yolk moves closer like the rising morning sun
Me and Tom had 2 Fresno Sun rises at sundown
by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023
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dj Kevin Rise

Old school DJ from the dinosaur days of the rave.
I remember hearing dj Kevin Rise playing house music in a warehouse in Honolulu in the 90s.
by risekevin July 13, 2023
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