Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

ripperoni

What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."

Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."

by WhiteMamba44 March 9, 2016

ripped off

When one is at the worse end of the deal. See rip off

The three hundred dollar watch he sold me didn't work, and it wasn't even real gold! I so got ripped off!

The meal we bought at the restaurant was plastic. We got ripped off.

by Dudette June 10, 2005

ripped one

Farted

After that Taco Bell burrito I ripped one in the car and stained my underwear.

by Twinpeaks November 1, 2013

somebody ripped my stick

somebody ripped or stole your surfboard

first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name

whoah man, somebody ripped my stick, it was hella rad, im gunna kill that prick!

by derek minneker January 13, 2008

Zipper Ripper

When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.

1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.

by max nova September 13, 2009

rippify

let 'er rip!let's rock this to the max!

c'mon guy's! Let's play this song like there's no tomorrow! RIPPIFY!!!!!!

by brendan mc July 16, 2008