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Reasonz

This is how beat makers who think they're producers refer to Propellerhead's Reason Software. The majority of these people would know the proper name If they had actually purchased the software instead of pirating their buddy's pirated copy.
Yo I use da Reasonz software for makin dope beats, and i'z gotz da frootie loopz for tha tight onez. Yih!
by The1andonly December 15, 2007
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motivated reasoning

Working backwards in logic, disregarding the facts in order to support an erroneous conclusion. Motivated reasoning is in contrast to logical reasoning.
I know you're telling me the fact that Saddam Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11, but my motivated reasoning tells me he did.

We invaded Iraq because of 9/11. What we did in Iraq was right. Saddam Hussein was involved in plotting 9/11.
by bronco-the-man August 31, 2009
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reasoning

A meeting of rastas to speak spiritually and smoke some special herbs.
Before the splif is lit the leader says a prayer.
The herbalist is going to the reasoning tonight to enhance his spiritual ways
by bloodbruv February 25, 2010
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13 reasons why

A terrible show that portrays suicide as a quirky personality trait and extremely unlikable characters and tonnes of shitty teen drama
Teen girl:13 reasons why is a great show
Rational people:you clearly don’t have taste in shows
by Fuck13ReasonsWhy February 21, 2021
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Resonance Cascade

The primary event leading to the other major events in the popular computer game Half-Life. It was caused by Gordon Freeman.
After the resonance cascade, aliens began to fill the Black Mesa Research facility and kill off the science and security personel. Things got worse over the years, as a new race of aliens named "Combine" came along and began killing people and sucking up Earth's natural resources. Because of all this, we can blame Gordon Freeman.
by OmegaXMKII September 1, 2008
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reasonable squeeze

A professional ultimate frisbee team, consisting only of homosexual members.
Hey man, have you heard of reasonable squeeze? We should join.
by jabooty slayer March 19, 2022
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dire reasons.com

Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of the body.
After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't very pretty!
by chrism July 4, 2004
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