Phootle

Acting foolish with your phone. Using it in a manor that upsets others around you. Such as , using the speaker function in public, unnecessary number of selfies, or using your phone instead of paying attention to something or someone.

I saw Karen on TV during the laker game with floor seats, but was acting a phootle. Was on her phone the entire game and got hit in the face by a ball.

by Jizo909 May 11, 2019

Pootage

Footage of a person, or persons, defecating.

Man I just saw the pootage from last night, Duncan was on his stomach spraying diarrhea everywhere!

by Zonal K September 12, 2019

Pooter Shooter

The way your Farts come down and come out

I can feel it coming down my pooter shooter

by That person 767 February 16, 2020

Phoot

A word that puts photo and feet together, essentially meaning feet pictures

Person 1: Hey she had nice feet
Person 2: Yeah I asked her for phoots

by Ren_Ten November 23, 2021

Poot

A word used to describe a person that is skilled at picking things up with their foot.

"Yo can you grab that pencil I dropped for me"

"I dont want to"
"My hands are full and besides, you are such a poot"

by pootmaster May 12, 2022

Jizz poot

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.

We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.

by morenza February 5, 2010

Juicy poot

Passing gas...and something extra.

Careful with that Mexican food - you'll have the juicy poots!

Whoa, your shorts look like you had the juicy poots last night.

I gotta go home - just had a juicy poot!

by Bubless July 22, 2012