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Pringler

How to perform a pringler
1. Obtain female
2. Shake up large can of pringles
3. Pour broken up pringles into said woman's anus
4. Insert penis into said woman's anus
5. Fuck woman in the ass
6. Listen to the satisfying crunching noise
Shut up ho or you're getting a pringler
by PacoW August 6, 2007
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Prungle

prun·gle (Prunggl)
v. prun·gled, prun·gling, prun·gles
v.intr.
To furiously masturbate your penis while watching online video of yourself furiously masturbating your penis (for the purposes of stimulation).
I use that chair next to the computer when I Prungle.
by BNINE October 24, 2009
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Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme/urban sport. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
by Dimedude January 9, 2009
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To slide your penis into the vagina of an unsuspecting female. Usually done from behind while spooning together in bed.
Dan: Hey man, how was it with that chick last night? Did you slip her the old Pringles can?
Phil: No man, i tried, but she smacked me.
by That guy... seriously... January 24, 2011
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Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.
Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!
by call the underdog December 17, 2011
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Prungle

Adj.

Pretending to be proud to be single.
That guy sure is prungle, I wouldn't be if I was him though.
by Guapun October 23, 2013
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Pringled

> Dude, I'm pringled right now.
> What happened?
>I just stubbed my gosh dang toe and it hurts.
by LBK2 November 12, 2019
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